“You really need to work on intonation when you use sarcasm. That way people will know when you’re being an asshole.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~” — Tanya Gambhir Copy Share Image
“Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“What do you do when you’re in a room of vampires and the most dangerous one tells you that you know too… — Tijan Copy Share Image
“What am I doing here? The Southern Star has vanished, a Cataclyst is calling the moon out of time at the mythical… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“Hhhmm. A sense of humor.” He cocked his head to the side. “That actually might annoy me.” She frowned, ignoring the teasing… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I do.” He was clearly amused by my disdain. “We have only been speaking for two minutes, Paige. Try not to waste… — Samantha Shannon Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when your lying in bed with your eyes closed and someone says your name and you say what… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
“Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?" "Yes, I met… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was the sibling that kind of kept it all on a level when life at home got tough. I did it… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Edna restored the toffee to the centre of her tongue and sucking pleasurably, resumed her typing of Naked Love by Armand Levine.… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?' 'You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but any organization that claims you for a member doesn’t get to call itself sinister,… — Courtney Milan - The Suffragette Scandal Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t very well make a special delivery to the door of the constabulary now could I? And he’d have made the… — Ella J. Fraser Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
with a touch of sarcasm. “Glass is an amazing material. Versatile, — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. — Anne Bosworth Greene Copy Share Image
I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children. — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
I am a bit sassy, with some sarcasm thrown into the mix, but stoic at the same time - and brash. — Mike Daniels Copy Share Image
“And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.” — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling.” — R.J. Palacio Copy Share Image
My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Too much love can kill you.. But what kind of love did you mean? By making love? That'll make you live and… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus! — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it… — Persia Copy Share Image
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says haha good one and we laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I could just hear my mom now, "You know those old candy cigarettes are bad for you. Next thing you know, you'll… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“What is your collective GPA for this year?” “Not as high as I'd like it to be.” Freud steepled his fingers in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting… — George Huang Copy Share Image
