When I anger people I'm like Wow , do I have that much power over you ? . — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasms gotten to a point where I dont even know if Im kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television. — Lewis Thomas Copy Share Image
I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses. Without their hard work… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
“Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? I don't think I shall bother,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating. — Daniel Johns Copy Share Image
“No, no. By all means, lead on. Nothing gets the blood pumping more than hunting down the biggest threat to the realm… — Elizabeth Carlton Copy Share Image
There's not too much Edge in Adam Copeland, but there's a little bit of my sarcasm and my sense of humor, I… — Edge Copy Share Image
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic,… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.” “I… — Hannah Nicole Maehrer Copy Share Image
There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I realize you're planning on fighting all the dragons single-handedly-" "I'm going to protect you from John, dammit. Show him that he… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?" "She's gone forrard to the Police Office," returns Mr Bucket. "You'll see her… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Judging from the unfamiliar number, I assumed the text came from Shannon. If not, I would see who came by my house… — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through… — Melanie Kay Taylor Copy Share Image
“Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or… — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods. — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“Knock him out, Paris!' 'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
So is it wrong that I only accept people's request when they are loged off? Just in case there ugly..i can delete… — Syoung Copy Share Image
“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.” — John Green Copy Share Image
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. — James Gray Copy Share Image
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang. — Hortense Powdermaker Copy Share Image
As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You sarcasm everybody in front of your mirror, please stop being stupid in front of me. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Love is like a glass door¦ sometimes you dont see it, and it smacks you right in your face. — Shruti Copy Share Image
“I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
