Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one. — Arshile Gorky Copy Share Image
Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are. — Syoung Copy Share Image
“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Our brains are being destroyed by the constant ability to have banter burbling away in our pockets. — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.” — itsWillyFerrell Copy Share Image
“Marion: What is all this? What's going on? Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world.” — Rachel Pollack Copy Share Image
“Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it… — Henri Frederic Amiel Copy Share Image
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people… — John Knowles Copy Share Image
“Sam glanced at him. "Feeling sorry for yourself, are you? I suppose you're allowed. I mean, look at how bloody awful your… — Kady Cross Copy Share Image
“If I have been more backward in seeking her society, it is because I do not like her, and my acquaintance amongst… — Sarah Harriet Burney Copy Share Image
“I'm capable—" "Three hours after we met, you sold yourself into slavery and then died." Well, yes, it sounded bad when he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
It wasn't sarcasm." Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. "It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe." Anna's… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“But the people only talked about how ugly her face looked. No one even bothered to mention what a sweet, kindhearted girl… — Janaki Sooriyarachchi Copy Share Image
Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Princess. This is surprising. To what do I owe the pleasure?” “I need your help.” He chuckles. “Oh how the mighty have… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
About time," Christian said. "Lissa and Adrian get the market share on worrying about you, but they're not the only ones. And… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I once visited a place where they killed people by putting them in a chair. Not torture — that was common enough;… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
“Each morning they came around, three brisk and serious men with efficient mouths and inefficient eyes...” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant. — George Ade Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“Don't you know that I passionately dote on every chin on his face?” — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
I hate when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it. — Airyell Speaks Copy Share Image
If you're the only one who knows you're being sarcastic, it's not sarcasm, it's masturbation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS” — Ashish Ranjan Copy Share Image
“If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
