They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
Giovanna Plowman, the girl who ate her own tampon, is in a relationship and you are single... Just let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Physics would have been much easier if... Tree had fallen on newton's head instead of the apple — LyLe Copy Share Image
You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich. — Persia Copy Share Image
An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness? Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.” — Stefne Miller Copy Share Image
“He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree… — Richmal Compton Copy Share Image
“You’re as old as the land and you’ve never heard of sarcasm?” Conor asked. Oh, I have heard of it, the monster… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“I don't profess any religion; I don't think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
“You’d really give up your big, swanky apartment?” “If you don’t want to move in there with me, yes.” “But you love… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“Oh. I get it now. God had Nader beat my ass and my mom leave my dad just so Jodi could learn… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“Someone walking past might think that he was being cruel, making fun of his young son. They would be missing the mark.… — Jack Ferraiolo Copy Share Image
“Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“How do we exorcise one of the Jinn?" He shrugged. "You got Yellow Pages?" "Seriously?" Jai snorted. "Yes, Ari. There are Aissawa… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
“Nobody liked my plan. "You want us to split up?" Chase asked, his brow wrinkling in obvious bewilderment. Lake echoed the sentiment,… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.” “No, mija. They don’t… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
“I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this,” Arch said as he looked at both men. “I would send… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“Hal frowned. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" "Uh, live in a tropical paradise for a week and sip fruity… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic,” he said. “How can you not be sarcastic in this pharmacy you call a school?” — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
I really hate it when I'm in a good mood and suddenly something bad happens and ruins everything — Crystal Jones Copy Share Image
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are insulted for your sarcasm, that means you hit the target you killed the person you mocked on. — Ilkin Santak Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.” — Tracy Guzeman Copy Share Image
I think whoever started the 'Good morning' thing was just being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic, Codex. I think that's sincere, actually. Wow.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
Final Destination 5...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Playful, positive sarcasm is different from negative mean sarcasm, and many people don't know the difference.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace fo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.” — Ashley Elston Copy Share Image
![“I don't profess any religion; I don't think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words ‘spiritual’ or ‘spirituality.' [ Interview, The New Yorker, Dec. 26, 2005 ]” quote by Philip Pullman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/934/philip-pullman-525_atheism_i-don-t-profess-any-religion-i-don-t-thi_1783151.png)
