“He's being sarcastic. I hate when people are sarcastic. It's so cheap.” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books. — Alec-Tweedie Copy Share Image
“Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
I am get stuck exactly what you want actually in photography? You criticized one another comrades just because photography? better focus on… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
“You'll pardon me," said Beatrice, "if I fail to appreciate sarcasm and all the other brilliant nuances of your no doubt famous… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Where did you live before you came here?" I asked. "The moon," he said smoothly. "We left because the place had no… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“Where are you supposed to stay?” He ground out... “Hendrix, are you kidding me?” “By me, Reagan. Always, by me,” he answered,… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“You’re sure you didn’t leave? Didn’t try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don’t know,… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“LEO: We're the last to leave. BARKEEP: Ahuhrumhuh...koff, koff, humn... LEO: Do you think he wants us to leave? KAREN: No, no,… — Dave McKean Copy Share Image
Growing up and living in England, I'm surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions… — Stanley Donwood Copy Share Image
How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery… — Dmitri Shostakovich Copy Share Image
That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
Some ppl hate philosophies like hell. They see philosophies resulting from impractical cognitive concatenation of wise brain. The fact is their inability… — Vashisth Modi Copy Share Image
“The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have… — Jaeda DeWalt Copy Share Image
“And I know I'm sarcastic and defensive and I make a joke out of everything and am highly resistant to anything that… — Shauna Cross Copy Share Image
I did not understand that she was hiding her feelings under irony, that this is usually the last refuge of modest and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
“But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Need I say more?' 'No, because you're wrong, and I'd hate for you to keep embarrassing yourself.” — Erin McCahan Copy Share Image
“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.” — jim butcher Copy Share Image
I wish I had a sign that read, This is a Drama Free Zone, so please take it somewhere else. — JREYES Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Love is a temporary insanity that could last lifelong, if you don’t marry the person who caused it.” — Abhaidev Copy Share Image
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