Being nice to people you don't like isn't called being two-faced ; it's called Growing up . You should try it sometime.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys insult eachother and don't really mean it, and girls compliment eachother and don't really mean it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't slap anyone! I was just swinging my hand in the air and someone decided to block it with his cheek.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face...... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how people never notice your good deeds, instead they notice your mistakes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your dick was as big as your mouth I might would have been impressed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween: Is one night of the year when all households save the most on their electricity bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pen drives are like relatives, no matter how many you have, when you really need it, you can't even find one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sarcastic & I have a smart a* attitude! It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity, and I don't give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did not understand that she was hiding her feelings under irony, that this is usually the last refuge of modest and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
