Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting.... so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ever wanted to commit suicide, I'd definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pop quiz: Your kid is being eaten by a camel. Do you... 1) Save your kid. 2) Take a picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, my boyfriend does this REAAAALLYY cute thing..where he doesn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if the government built this thing? I doubt it. Why? Cause it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm strengthens the mind, it also has the ability to improve a person's I.Q. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Aphorisms should be peaks – and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace fo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: All boys are the same Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says haha good one and we laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm - Is a way of offending idiots so they couldn't even understand it!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
