Salesman Quotes · Page 5

“Most salesmen are no-nonsense guys. But I’m not like them. I’m the #1 nonsense salesman in all of Camelot.”

— Jarod Kintz

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I am rather like a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas. I do much more for people than just paint them pictures.

— Martin Kippenberger

Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.

— W. Clement Stone

If a man attains a high station in life, it is because he has acquired or was blessed with native ability as…

— Napoleon Hill

Mathematicians also make terrible salesmen. Physicists can discover the same thing as a mathematician and say 'We've discovered a great new law…

— Gian-Carlo Rota

I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below…

— Cher

I was 20 years old. I had moved to Los Angeles from Columbus, Ohio. I was working as a piano salesman -…

— Michael Feinstein

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to…

— Merv Griffin

“Success does not judge one man for being worthy above another. Success doesn’t choose you because of your family name or existing…

— Chris Murray

I have a definite talent for convincing people to try something new. I am a good salesman. When I'm on form, I…

— Brian Eno

I've always made a point of not wasting my life, and every time I come back here I know that all I've…

— Arthur Miller

You want to try and bring a character to life in an honest a way as you possibly can. It doesn't matter…

— Scott Bakula

Work a lifetime to pay off a house You finally own it and there's nobody to live in it.

— Arthur Miller

The product itself should be it's own best salesman. Not the product alone, but the product plus a mental impression, and atmosphere,…

— Claude C. Hopkins

Happy salesmen not only multiply their volume of business and their income, they also multiply themselves.

— Walter Russell

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…

— George Carlin

[Oliver North is a] document-shredding, Constitution-trashing, Commander in Chief-bashing, Congress-thrashing, uniform-shaming, Ayatollah-loving, arms-dealing, criminal-protecting, résumé-enhancing, Noriega-coddling, Social Security-threatening, public school-denigrating, Swiss-banking-law-breaking, letter-faking,…

— Chuck Robb

The best of merchandise will go back to the shelf unless handled by a conscientious, tactful salesman.

— James Cash Penney

I think the reason I was able to get the jobs I did is because I worked for some very strong, self-possessed…

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Willie was a salesman. And for a salesman, there is no rock bottom to life?. He's a man way out there in…

— Arthur Miller

Mitt Romney talks a lot about all the things he's fixed. I can tell you that Massachusetts wasn't one of them. He's…

— Deval Patrick

Be liked and you will never want.

— Arthur Miller

“Those who make excuses, don't make progress.”

— Amit Kalantri

Money has, as we know, no value in itself. It is a convenient yardstick for a large number of material values. But…

— Karl Evang