“Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup.” — Jody Gehrman Reflection Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I usually breathe. It comes sort of naturally to me. If I forget, asphyxiation’s a handy reminder.” — Jody Gehrman Breathe Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.” — Jody Gehrman Farting Copy Share Image
“Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your… — Jody Gehrman Art Copy Share Image
“These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the… — Jody Gehrman Blush Copy Share Image
“All of us have our wires crossed and crisscrossed so many times it's impossible to untangle the mess. It really does seem… — Jody Gehrman Human race Copy Share Image
“Went home briefly to get my halter dress for Hero's party, and Mom was waiting for me at the kitchen table. Either… — Jody Gehrman Kitchen table Copy Share Image
“Sure, okay, I'll pick up some cat litter. Anything else?" "Watch your back, G." Then she hung up. Hero paused in her… — Jody Gehrman Excuses Copy Share Image
“Maybe illusion and artifice—lies, even—are a necessary part of romance.” — Jody Gehrman Illusion Copy Share Image
“I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain.” — Jody Gehrman Heart Copy Share Image
“She has ESB,” I say. Chloe rolls her eyes. “ESP you mean?” “No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness.” — Jody Gehrman Humor Copy Share Image
“July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up) -Geena (Triple Shot… — Jody Gehrman Freedom Copy Share Image
“I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and… — Jody Gehrman History Copy Share Image
“If he’s just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere.” — Jody Gehrman Shoes Copy Share Image
“Come on Geena. Dude's slippery as hell. He could talk his way out of a blow job in the Oval Office.” — Jody Gehrman Blow job Copy Share Image
“This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.” — Jody Gehrman Turd Copy Share Image
“Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?” — Jody Gehrman Humor Copy Share Image
“I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?” — Jody Gehrman Aphrodite Copy Share Image
“Think of it as a life experience," I mumbled. "Isn't your dad always saying we need more of that?" "I don't think… — Jody Gehrman Life Copy Share Image
“He's an intricate, mesmerizing puzzle; I only succeeded at putting the pieces together because for once in my life I observed. I… — Jody Gehrman Babe-in-boyland Copy Share Image
“I hope the people I hurt can see past the prank to the very real respect and affection I feel for them.… — Jody Gehrman Babe-in-boyland Copy Share Image
“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day;… — Jody Gehrman Despise Copy Share Image
“The point is, feelings can change - and often do - abruptly. It's one of the riskiest aspects of falling for someone,… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“I think that everyone should have at least a part of them that's self-invented; in fact, the world would be much more… — Jody Gehrman Walking around Copy Share Image
“I actually plan to mess up my life and start over every seven years. That way, I’ll never get in a rut.… — Jody Gehrman Best time Copy Share Image
“From what I've seen, a girl's got to behave like a mental midget before she'll get any action in this town. If… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“Are you mad?" I ask. "I was." He glances at the ceiling then back at me. "Or confused, anyway. The whole thing… — Jody Gehrman Confused Copy Share Image
“All I have to do is shoot! In my excitement, I throw the ball down with more force than ever, feeling bad-ass.… — Jody Gehrman Balls Copy Share Image
“Guys do have a language, and it does express emotion with startling clarity and nuance. The idea that they don’t express their… — Jody Gehrman Foreign country Copy Share Image
“I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest… — Jody Gehrman Communication Copy Share Image
“Here I've been telling him things in my head for weeks, writing long, frenzied missives to him I know I'll never send,… — Jody Gehrman Writing Long Copy Share Image
