You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I believe in JesusAn' what the Bible saidAn' I am fairly certainHe had himself a heavy head.He scared the lyin' peopleSo bad,… — Hoyt Axton Copy Share Image
It's the luxury of time that lets me in some ways now spoil myself. I get my workout in every day. I… — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image
Literally, walking down that path. I was walking to work and I passed by A.C.T. (American Conservatory Theater) in San Francisco, and… — Tim Kang Copy Share Image
Have I been wiretapped? Yes. But who they said wiretapped me was incorrect. — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
American politics are normally a result of pragmatic and not philosophical reasoning. No one in Washington has said we now prefer multilateralism. — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
I think I ought to have some eddication,"said the Wart, "I can't think of anything to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be said, almost without qualification, that true wisdom consists in the ready and accurate perception of analogies. Without the former… — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
I said that I'm only there to write the truth, I'm not going to cover anything up, but I'll put everything in… — David Maraniss Copy Share Image
When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever." "Only if it was raw. What do you think?" "It's… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I stopped acting when I was about nineteen, twenty, when I got thrown out of college. I did act for about ten… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
For as the law is set over the magistrate, even so are the magistrates set over the people. And therefore, it may… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
I've always been under scrutiny. But I used to just not really pay attention to what people said. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
He thought that I was after him for a feather--- The white one in his tail: like one who takes everything said… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When trying to explain anything, I usually find that the Bible, that great collection of magnificent and varied poetry, has said it… — Amy Lowell Copy Share Image
