“No, I don't work here, I'm taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West. But I'm always… — Pansy Schneider-Horst Copy Share Image
Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning bolts that do six hundred damage? Does… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For the speedy reader paragraphs become a country the eye flies over looking for landmarks, reference points, airports, restrooms, passages of sex. — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'd like to say that Muslims are never in violence with white people. It's the black man who love you. See, you… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls'… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image