Religious Quotes · Page 168

For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.

— Emo Philips

Cease to sin, because you will not meet Allah with anything [as valuable] as few sins.

— Aisha bint Abi Bakr

This is why I am not religious. If and when we do learn the true secret of the universe, some kind of…

— John Dunning

There will be many fine and wonderful men and women of all races and creeds-and of no religious creeds at all-who will…

— Neal A. Maxwell

Christians aren’t making a religious claim when they say Jesus rose from the grave. They’re making a historical one; they’re saying that…

— Greg Gilbert

The religious persecution of the ages has been done under what was claimed to be the command of God.

— Susan B. Anthony

Don't waste another moment crying over what went wrong! If it wasn't a blessing - it was a lesson.

— Paula White

If you're religious, it's like looking at God.

— Milton A. Rothman

[N]o religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

— James Madison

Let this be to you the mark of true gospel preaching - where Christ is everything, and the creature is nothing; where…

— Charles Spurgeon

The purpose of all the major religious traditions is not to construct big temples on the outside, but to create temples of…

— Anonymous

There is less pressure on abandoning native communities: what for? There is nothing to be gained by it. On one hand, there…

— Zygmunt Bauman

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

— Hussein Nishah

The union of a man and a woman is the most enduring human institution, honored and encouraged in all cultures and by…

— George W. Bush

Consider that the Holy Spirit lives in the spiritual father, and He will tell you what to do. But if you think…

— Silouan the Athonite

I sincerely believe that the collective efforts of many secularists during the past generation, resulting in the expulsion from our schools and…

— Jerry Falwell

Thus there will be three effects of nearness to Jesus humility, happiness, and holiness.

— Charles Spurgeon

Terrorism [is] a biological consequence of the multinationals, just as a day of fever is the reasonable price of an effective vaccine…

— Umberto Eco

The American people need no course in philosophy or political science or church history to know that God should not be made…

— Mario Cuomo

What's "God"? Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's…

— Steve Buscemi

If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be a Christian.

— Mark Twain

I say this because the Left has taken what passes for their principles as an absolute religion. They don't think anymore. They…

— Nat Hentoff

God suffers in the multitude of souls whom His word can not reach. Religious truth is imprisoned in a small number of…

— Johannes Gutenberg

My view of Christianity is that the hallmark of being a Christian is to reach out to people who have been left…

— Howard Dean

But one thing the New Age folks and those who pursue alternative spiritual visions need to be aware of is how easily…

— David Spangler

There is no inherent awakening power in cultural forms that have become dissociated from the wisdom and practicality that gave birth to…

— Dzogchen Ponlop Rinpoche

There is nothing - not any religious or secular body of work - that comes close to the Bible in forming the…

— Dennis Prager

I have even seen the writings suggesting that I am playing a deep game, that I am using the present turmoil to…

— Mahatma Gandhi

In our nation a new and insidious form of religious hatred is developing. I believe there is an attempt to create hatred…

— Paul McGuire

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to…

— Kathy Griffin

Don't worry about anything; instead, pray about everything; tell God your needs and don't forget to thank Him for His answers. If…

— Andrew Guzaldo

Spirituality is a word that is bandied about a lot. So I think it might mean different things to different people. I…

— Charles Lloyd

“If we believe that god is the creator of evil, maybe there is evil also in heaven, if that is the case,…

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

A religion made up solely of heightened religious experiences would not be a religion at all. ...The major religious traditions address the…

— Huston Smith

What does God require of us? Our part is to believe. Our work is to trust the Lord. His requirement is that…

— Joyce Meyer

As soon as a man has found Christ, he begins to find others.

— Charles Spurgeon

Service is not something we endure on this earth so we can earn the right to live in the celestial kingdom. Service…

— Marion G. Romney

Driven from every other corner of the earth, freedom of thought and the right of private judgment in matters of conscience direct…

— Samuel Adams

I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person.

— Tig Notaro

America's a melting pot, all races, cultures, religious choices.

— Tiger Woods