Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go. — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged urine for its nutrative value.” — David J. Linden Copy Share Image
I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. — John Green Copy Share Image
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph… — Steve Israel Copy Share Image
Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having to act like an adult because I was directing a big movie but also feeling like a child because we had… — Todd Strauss-Schulson Copy Share Image
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“Altogether elsewhere, vast Herds of reindeer move across Miles and miles of golden moss, silently and very fast.” — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and… — Joe Pantoliano Copy Share Image
Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic-- even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious. — Marianne Moore Copy Share Image
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Because we need Christmas we had better understand what it is and what it isn't. Gifts, holly, mistletoe, and red-nosed reindeer are… — Hugh W. Pinnock Copy Share Image
I thought of my mother as Queen Christina, cool and sad, eyes trained on some distant horizon. That was where she belonged,… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Between one stride and the next, the herd of reindeer faded away. She felt a last few ghosts go with her, shoulder… — T. Kingfisher Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, the Reindeer took a running leap and jumped over the Northern Lights. But he jumped too low, and… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
The ones here know I own this place and they give it space. After all, unlike the Dark-Hunters, I’m not banned from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
I had to get a driver's license and drive to St. Louis to find the punk-rock scene that was happening there. And… — Michael Stipe Copy Share Image
“I don't give a flying flip who you are or that you're a foot and a half taller than me and probably… — Candi Kay Copy Share Image
Americanomics works, and I won't argue that is true. But if the economy is getting better, getting better for who? Well, if… — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
“Many came but only two blue did appear. Enlaced in a sleigh, all happy the reindeer, Rolled in the snow that covered… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
“When she came to the finger-post She turned right and walked as far as the mountains. Patches of snow lay under the… — Eiléan Ní Chuilleanáin Copy Share Image
“Am I doing it right?” he asks as he speeds up his movements. I hear the nervousness in his voice. My hands… — Candi Kay Copy Share Image
“Twas the night before Christmas—well, the late afternoon, in fact, but who could tell at the North Pole in the middle of… — Kat Richardson Copy Share Image
“At least reindeer kisses do not cause me to take leave of my senses.” — Shelly Thacker Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My heart is smaller,” she whispered. “Of course,” said the woman. “Reindeer have greater hearts than humans. They have to, to give… — T. Kingfisher Copy Share Image
A reindeer is a deer with antlers, kind of close to caribou. They're small. It's like a big Great Dane. I don't… — Scott Michael Foster Copy Share Image
