I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go. — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. — John Green Copy Share Image
Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic-- even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious. — Marianne Moore Copy Share Image
Multiculturalism means your kid has to learn some wretched tribal dirge for the school holiday concert instead of getting to sing 'Rudolph… — Henry Hazlitt Copy Share Image
Because we need Christmas we had better understand what it is and what it isn't. Gifts, holly, mistletoe, and red-nosed reindeer are… — Hugh W. Pinnock Copy Share Image
“Between one stride and the next, the herd of reindeer faded away. She felt a last few ghosts go with her, shoulder… — T. Kingfisher Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph… — Steve Israel Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, the Reindeer took a running leap and jumped over the Northern Lights. But he jumped too low, and… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
“Am I doing it right?” he asks as he speeds up his movements. I hear the nervousness in his voice. My hands… — Candi Kay Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
I wasn't exposed to art as I was growing up, and can't recall the first time I saw a work of art.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. — Johnny Marks Copy Share Image
My favorite holiday memory was sitting at home all day in my pajamas during winter break for school watching a bunch of… — Becky G Copy Share Image
“I don't give a flying flip who you are or that you're a foot and a half taller than me and probably… — Candi Kay Copy Share Image
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was out for the Christmas Holidays in school, I would go skiing up to the mountains and there they had… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
