Came Quote by Anonymous

I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.

— John Green

“Twas the night before Christmas—well, the late afternoon, in fact, but who could tell at the North Pole in the middle of winter—and Matthias…

— Kat Richardson

“It seems my reindeer has followed a very dangerous man”

— Dr. Kureha

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants…

— Dana Gould

“Why did the reindeer fly over the mountain? Answer: Because he couldn't fly under it.”

— Andrew Miller

“December, in my memory, is white as Lapland, though there were no reindeer. But there were cats. Patient, cold and callous, our hands wrapped…

— Dylan Thomas

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

— Mr. T

“Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged urine for its nutrative value.”

— David J. Linden

“Altogether elsewhere, vast Herds of reindeer move across Miles and miles of golden moss, silently and very fast.”

— W.H. Auden

From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

— Anonymous

“When she came to the finger-post She turned right and walked as far as the mountains. Patches of snow lay under the thorny bush…

— Eiléan Ní Chuilleanáin

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

— Anonymous