You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've established this kind of wild persona and these redneck party songs and a live show that's kind of rowdy, but I… — Morgan Wallen Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I wanted to come through with my own voice and, hopefully, have it affect people. I want people to know that I'm… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“You know what a redneck's last words are, right, Mace?"my aunt asked on the phone. "Hey y'all...watch this!” — Deborah Sharp Copy Share Image
Just because I like country music, muddin, guns, and big trucks doesn't mean I'm a redneck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I always wanted to fall in love with a redneck, but my solider is 10x better. — Ayla Johannson Copy Share Image
Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today. — Arthur Kroker Copy Share Image
Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him. — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
