Redneck Quotes · Page 6

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There's no doubt that I'm southern, I'm country, I'm a redneck, I'm whatever you want to call it.

— Lainey Wilson

You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.

— Jeff Foxworthy

It's pretty amazing to me that my first hit record was an Elvis Presley record.

— Mac Davis

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

— Bill Hicks

I think Elvis loved his fans - I think that's why they loved him and still love him. Fans are very conscious…

— Minnie Pearl

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I…

— Patrick Swayze

Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed…

— F. Lee Bailey

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big…

— Randy Moss

NASCAR - everybody thinks redneck, Confederate flags, racists. And I hate it. I hate it because I know NASCAR is so much…

— Bubba Wallace

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Sanford is a little redneck town north of Orlando. It's right off Lake Jessup.Lake Jessup is the most alligator infested lake in…

— Larry the Cable Guy

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn.

— Alec Straub

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

— Jase Robertson

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“She doesn't fall for my redneck-Romeo shit. You know her though, it's Alyssa Blair.”

— Alex Morgan

Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.

— Ville Valo

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis was rock'n'roll. He came from the poverty and the pain.

— Link Wray

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

— Si Robertson

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

— Jeff Foxworthy

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.

— Gretchen Wilson

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

— Jeff Foxworthy