You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends. — Wayne Newton Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962. — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country. — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off… — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call… — Travis Tritt Copy Share Image
The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis… — Diana Krall Copy Share Image
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic… — Fred Barnes Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You just have to get out of the bubble and you have to quit listening to yourself. People are really hurt. The… — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I grew up in a whaling town. We didn't stop whaling in Australia until 1978. And I've always lived in fishing communities.… — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
Jacksonville back in the 1960s was kind of a redneck town. There were only two or three places where you could play… — Gary Rossington Copy Share Image
We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture.… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us! — Henry Dodge Copy Share Image
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are! — Johnny Ramone Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?… No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country Copy Share Image
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend. — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“The only thing worse than a "redneck" is a city person who thinks all people from the country are rednecks.” — Brent Alan Beck Copy Share Image
“You can take the redneck out of the mountains, but you can't take the budwizer away from the redneck.” — Ione Larissa Copy Share Image
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