You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
“Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
“I emerged into the sticky-hot evening to find Ricky smoking on the hood of his battered car. Something about his mud-encrusted boots… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes'… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped… — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
The Republican base is now made up of religious and neoconservative ideologues, and the uneducated white underclass with a token person of… — Frank Schaeffer Copy Share Image
For most Northerners, Texas is the home of real men. The cowboys, the rednecks, the outspoken self-made right-wing millionaires strike us as… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Finally, we entered Chetaube County, my imaginary birthplace, where the names of the little winding roads and minuscule mountain communities never failed… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with. — Mike Cooley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You know you're redneck when your dad says that's enough gun play for the day — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When somebody like Elvis Costello comes along, anybody can make a good record with him. — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.” — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
