Rednecks' always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that… — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on… — Joe Bageant Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it. — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
“So you can shoot?” “Yeah. My dad taught me. Won a few competitions when I was younger. Farmer’s Daughters of America.” “Sounds… — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“He rolled his eyes at me. “Fuck that. You go without me, I’ll just follow you.” “You’re more Marine than a Marine.”… — Barbara Nickless Copy Share Image
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel… — Dave Haywood Copy Share Image
We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
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