Redneck Quotes · Page 9

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

— Joni Mitchell

My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are!

— Johnny Ramone

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it.

— Nick Lowe

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

— Jeff Foxworthy

This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in…

— Honey Boo Boo Child

If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did…

— Mac Davis

When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and…

— Trey Parker

There was a chance for me to write one song for the section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and…

— Mac Davis

I'm as country s one can without being a redneck [maybe a little] but I'm as nerdy as one can be without…

— MrCountry

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies…

— Patti Page

“Grits Glossary hillbilly \’hil-,bi-lē\ n: a derogatory term that refers to people living in the next county or town; alternate forms include…

— Deborah Ford

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

— Stanley Crouch

There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962.

— Priscilla Presley

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

— Jeff Foxworthy

When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends.

— Wayne Newton

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No…

— Carl Hiaasen

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

— David Koechner

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I've established this kind of wild persona and these redneck party songs and a live show that's kind of rowdy, but I…

— Morgan Wallen

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook.…

— Gabriel Iglesias

This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup…

— J.R. Ward

I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big…

— Randy Moss

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for…

— Jeff Foxworthy