If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with. — Mike Cooley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the… — Otis Blackwell Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food.… — Sarah Wayne Callies Copy Share Image
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn't fly too well in the… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my… — Cassadee Pope Copy Share Image
“I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s nose right around the time… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Because I lived in construction towns, we had a lot of workers who came from the South. They were all white, and,… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
He's watchin every move, High-tech redneck, Run up on him if ya want to, I bet, really, come on, It might be… — Yelawolf Copy Share Image
I haven't always played nice guys. In 'Gremlins,' I was a conceited, pompous braggart, and I was a redneck chauvinist in the… — Judge Reinhold Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
Music saved my life a few times because I could play the stuff rednecks loved. They thought I was great and they… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck… — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
First time I saw Elvis was at the Lubbock County fairgrounds in Lubbock, Texas. He was on the back end of a… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
