You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There's a difference between being a southern girl and a redneck piece of white trash. Please learn the difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food.… — Sarah Wayne Callies Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the… — Otis Blackwell Copy Share Image
And if there's any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there's any hope for a revolution in America,… — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You just have to get out of the bubble and you have to quit listening to yourself. People are really hurt. The… — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic… — Fred Barnes Copy Share Image
Goanna drive like hell through your neighborhood park this silverado right on your front lawn. crank a little high sit on the… — Tyler Farr Copy Share Image
“Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
I always wanted to fall in love with a redneck, but my solider is 10x better. — Ayla Johannson Copy Share Image
“You know what a redneck's last words are, right, Mace?"my aunt asked on the phone. "Hey y'all...watch this!” — Deborah Sharp Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Just because I like country music, muddin, guns, and big trucks doesn't mean I'm a redneck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
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