You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways. — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
I was living down in this awful little redneck town in Oregon, and everyone else was living in Seattle, so we rented… — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
When I was writing Razor Girl, I thought it would be fun to have a redneck TV family that was really just… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The Republican base is now made up of religious and neoconservative ideologues, and the uneducated white underclass with a token person of… — Frank Schaeffer Copy Share Image
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped… — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
For most Northerners, Texas is the home of real men. The cowboys, the rednecks, the outspoken self-made right-wing millionaires strike us as… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
“True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes'… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“I emerged into the sticky-hot evening to find Ricky smoking on the hood of his battered car. Something about his mud-encrusted boots… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
Nashville is a boys' club of redneck conservative ideas. But they're ready to embrace gay people. I never felt for one second… — Shane McAnally Copy Share Image
