I called my grandmother yesterday. She picks up the phone, 'Oh hello, dear, hold on a second, I just stepped out of… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Is your perception of 'I Heard It Through the Grapevine' so shallow that it's violated by dancing raisins? — Pete Townshend Copy Share Image
Like a raisin in the sun; that will swivel up and fade away. Your success dreams will swivel up and fade away,… — Jon Jones Copy Share Image
He who sees age on the outside of things is doomed to underestimate the vitality of raisins. — Philip K. Jason Copy Share Image
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore-- And… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it." [ Women Know Everything! ]” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I don't believe in prom,' I reminded her as she rounded a corner. I expertly angled my raisin bran to accomodate the… — John Green Copy Share Image
There is always something left to love. And if you haven't learned that, you ain't learned nothing. — Lorraine Hansberry Copy Share Image
There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar.… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin Copy Share Image
As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if… — Ibn Warraq Copy Share Image
I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way. — John Kendrick Bangs Copy Share Image
A man without God is not like a cake without raisins; he is like a cake without the flour and milk; he… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
Some children like to make castles out of their rice pudding, or faces with raisins for eyes. It is forbidden -- so… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011]. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
“Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
If we mix only a moderate minority share of turds with the raisins each year, probably no one will recognize what will… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
