Betcha I wet cha like hurricanes and typhoons, got buffoons eating my pussy while I watch cartoons. — Lil' Kim Copy Share Image
The spineless pussy willows in Ottawa are actually helping to condition the Canadian public to accept the surrender of our country, which… — Paul Hellyer Copy Share Image
The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm sick of the pussies on the right, if I can use that word, they're pathetic. The poll-tested, Republican strategist driven candidate… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
You just don't expect posh girls to grab your tits, call your trousers "too clitty" and use words like "pussy pelmet" but… — Susannah Constantine Copy Share Image
She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The challenging of repression by a new generation of activists - from Malala Yousafzai to Pussy Riot - across the globe reminded… — Sarah Gavron Copy Share Image
Some of my best friends are like, "I love that you are just the biggest pussy on the planet." And I have… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't waste time putting money down, I just go straight to who got it and buy it in cash. Pussy so… — Drake Copy Share Image
I like cats.... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head;… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it.… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
