“Confidence don't mean jack shit in the real world, sis," she once said. I feel myself finding the courage to trust those… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It's because they laugh. How do you know you've… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
It's nice to recall our mistakes in the past. Joke about real life, punch lines, and laugh about our dumb old selves.… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I would tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna but you'd never get the punch line .-. — Lyndon Renison Swasey Jr Copy Share Image
Punch line queen no boxer though. Might pull up in a Porsche no Boxter though. Tell a hater; Yo, dont you got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“You know what you need?" Giguhl said. I raised a brow, bracing myself for a punch line. "A to-do list. Might help… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“The setup is where the pattern is established and everything goes in the same direction. The punch line is where a train… — Andrii Sedniev Copy Share Image
“It’s for this reason that consumers are more likely to pay attention to a commercial with a silent segment. It’s also why… — Bill McGowan Copy Share Image
When you're 89, dementia develops. I mean, I've told a story onstage, and I'm telling it with a full heart, and I… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“I think about failure a lot lately. Staring out of city bus windows at the passing streetlights. Scanning bar codes. Making chitchat… — Kenny Porpora Copy Share Image
Before I was a Discordian, I took life much too seriously. When you take life too seriously you start to wonder what… — Kerry Thornley Copy Share Image
I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage,… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
For me, it's a bigger challenge, it's much harder to do and much more rewarding to do well, then just to think… — Humphrey Lyttelton Copy Share Image
“she is not a porn category or the type you look for on a friday night she is not needy or easy… — Rupi Kaur Copy Share Image
I gotta find a way, lookin for direction/ Lovin any fan that I see standin in my section/ Laughin at you tough… — Tactics Copy Share Image
“In sign, you more often than not start a story with the punch line. It’s the telling that is important.” — Lou Ann Walker Copy Share Image
“There are times when you've personally known things to misfire--the sentence that fell badly, the dull gift, slapdash comment, hobbled punch line,… — A.L. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
“You've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking… — Jeet Thayil Copy Share Image
