Psychology Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer.
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— Jarod Kintz

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was honored to be there. (Tickets were cheaper…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d Poe’s nude for the approval of a dead poet. No names come to mind, but I’m sure there must be one…

— Jarod Kintz

“To wipe her off my mind, I wiped my ass. I felt so free after that I took a shit, just to…

— Jarod Kintz

“Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t create a fantasy world to live in, but you…

— Jarod Kintz

“To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to not change his mind, I blew…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a recognition dance, to acknowledge that I heard and understood you. So when Savannah says she loves me, and I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t be selfish and keep your thoughts locked in the cage called your skull. Free your mind, release your thoughts into the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to share my thoughts with you. Press your forehead firmly against mine, and let my mind transfer to yours. You…

— Jarod Kintz

“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the wordsmith, because he can influence your emotions and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Is it better to win over the hearts and minds of the people, or imprison them and torture them into telling you…

— Jarod Kintz

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal is to a…

— Jarod Kintz

“The Builders are building with you in mind, dear citizen, so don’t worry your tiny mind about whether the bricks they are…

— Jarod Kintz

“Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electricity off my yearning. Maybe a mind…

— Jarod Kintz

“I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign myself a number from 1-10 on where I think…

— Jarod Kintz

“Stacks of vitamins in a soapy sink. Shh, don’t talk to me while I think. Don’t look while I stuff your yummy…

— Jarod Kintz

“Bah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have dick on her mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your hand.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch up.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Gold. You don’t mind if I just mined some, do you?”

— Jarod Kintz

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down question mark.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Love isn’t the last thing on my mind. The last thing on my mind is my skull.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a lead, but nobody caught me, or any other metal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Large metal objects moving at high speeds have such an impact on me that I just get paralyzed. Honk if you’re horny,…

— Jarod Kintz

“After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because…

— Jarod Kintz

“I close my eyes and feel the texture of brick on my fingers in my mind. I try to imagine the wall…

— Jarod Kintz

“My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone…

— Jarod Kintz

“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you aren’t carrying it with…

— Jarod Kintz