Psychiatrist Quotes · Page 7

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out…

— Ed Koch

I am convinced that nine out of every ten persons seeing a psychiatrist do not need one. They need someone who will…

— Paul Tournier

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me…

— James Thurber

When I was very young I wanted to be a professional horseback rider. Then I wanted to be a pop singer. Then…

— Rebecca De Mornay

Not all people are ready to accept psychiatry as a normalbranch of medicine. The general impression, as I believe, is that a…

— Harry Segall Archie Mayo Dr Max Higgins

After graduation in June of 1984, I moved to Manhattan. My first stop was a psychiatrist, who in less than our first…

— Andy Behrman

“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.”

— Oliver Markus Malloy

My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch, except that we get this…

— Michael Caine

I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr.…

— Jim Bakker

Half a century ago, the Austrian psychiatrist Viktor Frankl wrote that happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it…

— Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I…

— Les Paul

A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, "Stop trying to make me like you," and what a sobering and welcome smack…

— John Waters

as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists,…

— Judith Viorst

The discovery of phobias by psychiatrists has done much to clear the atmosphere. Whereas in the old days a person would say:…

— Robert Benchley

I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each…

— Antonin Artaud

To help other people, you've got to be able to help yourself. You go to a psychiatrist, and they're on this Prozac,…

— Tony Robbins

It is amazing to observe how many psychologists and psychiatrists have accepted this sort of propaganda, and have come to believe that…

— Alfred Kinsey

I know that things get worse before they get better because that’s what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that…

— Stephen Chbosky

The more things we can laugh about, the more alive we become: The more things we can laugh about together, the more…

— Frank Pittman

Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but…

— Jack Whitehall

And hey-the psychiatrist in the show is Italian also. So people are going to focus on what they want to focus on.…

— Edie Falco

I definitely want to thank my doctor, Dr. Sandy, um, my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot, thank you so…

— Metta World Peace

So the patient went to the mountains, and do you know what? Next day a telegram arrived for the psychiatrist. The patient…

— Rajneesh

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

— Kirstie Alley

We cannot protect our children from life. Therefore, it is essential that we prepare them for it.

— Rudolf Dreikurs

“He looked and sounded exactly like a real psychiatrist. Until he opened his mouth. "Let's ask God," he said.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“The psychiatrist motioned Klein to come over to him. “Let’s get her tranquilized,” he whispered. “Maybe I can talk to her.”

— William Peter Blatty

You can go into a psychiatrist sometimes and just feel that this person's only role and their only desire is to write…

— Vic Mensa

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

— Joan Rivers

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during…

— John Malkovich

If a psychiatrist would analyze [the lyrics], I'm sure they'd come up with something interesting. I really don't try to twist them.…

— Victoria Legrand

I just try to use my own life to build a human song: something that people can relate to in some way.…

— Iron & Wine

I'm a practicing psychiatrist and I think that I really believe in the advances of psychiatry. Our diagnoses are more precise.

— Jonathan Michel Metzl

To achieve world government, it is necessary to remove from the minds of men, their individualism, loyalty to family traditions, national patriotism…

— Brock Chisholm

You have to be a psychiatrist too, especially in fashion. A psychologist and a psychiatrist together.

— Carolina Herrera

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

— Anonymous

“When your head is about to explode, you shouldn't dare call in a psychiatrist because you're about bringing new ideas to world…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive

— Les Paul

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.

— Dennis Miller