Quote by Michael Bassey Johnson

“If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots.”

— Stanisław Jerzy Lec

“He was about to find out that when you open a door with a psychiatrist’s name on it, you’d better be prepared to witness…

— Jim Carroll

“You keep saying that and I keep suggesting a psychiatrist. Maybe it's time you take my advice.”

— Jocelyn Adams

“We all like to think that we are important enough to need psychiatrists.”

— Sylvia Plath

“You know what they say about psychiatrists, Frost. They only go into the business to find someone crazier than they are.”

— Brian Freeman

“Apparently, I had graduated from psychologist and was now in need of a full-blown psychiatrist.”

— Christina Garner

“Psychiatrists do not nag. We’re licensed to tell you the best way to live your life. You people just refuse to listen.”

— Jana Deleon

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.

— Dennis Miller

“I discovered there was an endless source of robust enjoyment in trifling with psychiatrists.”

— Vladimir Nabokov

“The worst psychiatrist is the one who is a psycho.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“I, myself, spent 9 years in an insane asylum and never had any suicidal tendencies, but I know that every conversation I had with…

— Antonin Artaud

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

— Fred Allen