Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
