Pregnancy Quotes · Page 8

My back is broken because of the last pregnancy.

— Nadya Suleman

Family and friends and Rene and the pregnancy fulfilled me with so much love.

— Celine Dion

“Many of us are failed secret attempts to keep our parents together.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There were no exceptions for the aged, the ill, the women in pregnancy.

— Herbert Adams Gibbons

Don't confuse the evil of avoiding pregnancy by itself, with abortion.

— Pope Francis

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

— Jessica Simpson

Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.

— Maggie Scarf

The best gift you can give a baby is a full nine months of pregnancy.

— Thalia

The easiest way to get your body back after baby is to not gain too much weight during your pregnancy!

— Constance Marie

I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not.

— Robin Wright

Of course, I have the emotional ups and downs of pregnancy, like crying jags for no reason and then the next day…

— Anonymous

I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.

— Anonymous

Half a million women die each year around the world in pregnancy. It's not biology that kills them so much as neglect.

— Nicholas D. Kristof

I begin to love this little creature, and to anticipate his birth as a fresh twist to a knot, which I do…

— Mary Wollstonecraft

Pregnancy is not a disease. The child in the womb is neither a tumor nor a parasite to be destroyed.

— Chris Smith

Knowing someone else is going through the bizarreness of pregnancy with you makes it feel a little less impossible.

— Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Natural childbirth allows the hormones that have been working for women for thousands of years to fulfill their functions. This is more…

— Janet Schwegel

In a first pregnancy, you don't have a child yet, so you can nap and see movies and exercise. The notion of…

— Kelli Williams

I am absolutely over the moon. The baby's due next June. But I haven't found out the sex of the child and…

— Angela Griffin

“This means that a woman who continues regular, sustained exercise until the onsent of labor usually delivers five to seven days earlier…

— James F. Clapp

Actually I am having so much fun, it has been the most fun time now that it has been announced and I…

— Beyonce Knowles

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an…

— Dave Barry

All of [motherhood] surprised me. It surprised me from the very first second I saw Jack. I'd believed that my pregnancy was…

— Meg Ryan

Half of all women who are sexually active, but do not want to get pregnant, need publicly funded services to help them…

— Louise Slaughter

The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse…

— Mark Twain

I'm pro-choice because I've never been a fourteen-year-old incest victim pregnant by her father, or a woman who's going to die if…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“It’s absolutely safe,” Dr. Glamazon says, nodding. “You can continue to have a healthy and active sex life throughout the whole pregnancy.”…

— Samantha Towle

Every woman while she would be ready to die of shame if surprised in the act of generation, nonetheless carries her pregnancy…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. The beginning is glorious, especially if you're lucky enough not…

— Nora Ephron

“Now, we see what we are shown. We have gotten used to being shown no matter what, within or beyond the limited…

— Barbara Duden

Whatever may be your desire to accomplish great deeds, the deep silence of pregnancy never comes to you! The event of the…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards urged women to push the pro-abortion movement to the next level by publicly bragging about their own…

— Rush Limbaugh

I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.

— Danica McKellar

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

— Phyllis Diller

Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

— Anonymous

Fellas,...when She says she's on a pill ,dont risk it, use protection anyways.

— Syoung

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.

— Sherry Glaser

If I was 16 and pregnant I'd get a slap not a TV show.

— Anonymous

There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.

— Anonymous

The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.

— Ann Romney