YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're 12, you smoke, you do drugs, you're pregnant and you're known for all the wrong reasons... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is only one page left to write on. I will fill it with words of only one syllable. I love. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WikiLeaks presents a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is displayed during pregnancy. Your husband finds you just as passionately attractive even though you're 30 pounds over weight and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The instant of birth is exquisite. Pain and joy are one at this moment. Ever after, the dim recollection is so sweet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you create a soul, plant the seeds of love with your thoughts, words, and actions . The soul flourishes among the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're man enough to knock her up...then, you better be man enough to support the child... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mothers love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, at least once in your life you shoved a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My precious little baby I have loved you from the start You are a tiny miracle Laying closely to my heart — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
