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Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

— Nikhil Saluja

Why can't I be naked baby?!

— Randy Orton

I don't think a baby is something that you should do because other people are doing it.

— Andy Samberg

“You are pregnant, with child, in the family way. People, some of whom you hardly know, will begin to comment on your belly size.…

— Amy E. Spiegel

You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

— Cindy Crawford

The belly will not listen to advice.

— Seneca

It is a beautiful thing to witness when my kids ask about the baby in my belly whenever I have been pregnant.

— Abby Johnson

Friends always say you don't realise how robust your baby is until you drop it.

— Emily Watson

The second you are handed a newborn it is yours. It doesn't matter what body it came out of. I've never felt more strongly…

— Edie Falco

This is my cousins belly at 26 weeks new life is so amazing i cant wait till this little bundle of joy come in…

— Emily Thomas-webb

I am not with child - I am with pot belly.

— Steph McGovern

Still a baby in a cradle got to take my first fall. Baby's getting next to nowhere with her back against the wall.

— Sara Bareilles