I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, 'Nah, no way,… — Heavy D Copy Share Image
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
I was a practical joker as a teenager and I still am today - you can ask any of my staff. — Michelle Lujan Grisham Copy Share Image
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“A person who peremptorily denies the existence of anything which is beyond the horizon of his understanding because he cannot make it… — Franz Hartmann Copy Share Image
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“America I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing. America two dollars and twentyseven cents January 17, 1956. I can’t stand my… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“A real problem only occurs when there are admittedly disadvantages in all courses that can be pursued. If it is discovered just… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Ribbing is a part of wrestling. That's the way they show a fondness for you - they play practical jokes on you.… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
“I didn't play practical jokes at home. I had a strict upbringing, which is part of my rebellion. I was raised Catholic… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
“I mean to keep the remaining shots for people in the shameful state you and I were in last night—I wish we… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Practical jokes are a demonstration that the distinction between seriousness and play is not a law of nature but a social convention… — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
“All practical jokes, friendly, harmless or malevolent, involve deception, but not all deceptions are practical jokes. The two men digging up the… — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
I certainly had qualms about writing my piece in the first place, since I knew I couldn't express my disdain for many… — Kevin Roose Copy Share Image
I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball.… — Darren Hayes Copy Share Image
“My dear, I could hardly keep still in my chair. I wanted to dash out of the house and leap in a… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke. — Joshua Lederberg Copy Share Image
“There is no better people-watching than at the airport: the whole world packed into such a tight space, moving fast with all… — Katherine Center Copy Share Image
My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything,… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
“Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are a bunch of practical jokers who meet somewhere and decide to have a contest. They invent… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image