Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone! — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
In an ideal society, mothers and fathers would produce potty- trained, civilized, responsible new citizens while government and corporate leaders would provide… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
One thing I've very quickly learned is that if you wake up every morning worrying about what's in the press, you would… — Nick Clegg Copy Share Image
I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if… — Mayim Bialik Copy Share Image
Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
When I read the script [of Glee], the whole premise was that all the high school kids were being cruel to this… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
One year, I'd completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
How can one explain all the time and thought that goes into raising a child, all the opportunities for mistakes, all the… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
You have so much going on. It comes off like a..." "Static?" I suggested. "Exactly!" He snapped his fingers and pointed at… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image