If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I've got a nice, big house. I've got two nice cars, including a Bentley, and I'm test-driving a Porsche. — Kyle Lafferty Copy Share Image
I have a Lamborghini Diablo. I have Mercedes 600, a 500, a 300, a 190. I have a Ferrari Testarossa, a Porsche speedster. — Ion Tiriac Copy Share Image
Youth is the only sexy tragedy. It's James Dean jumping into his Porsche Spyder, it's Marilyn heading off to bed. — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red. — Christopher Golden Copy Share Image
Dorian Yates and I have nothing in common, physically speaking. He's a Volkswagen; I'm a Porsche. — Shawn Ray Copy Share Image
He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
And I'm sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
A Porsche will always look like a Porsche. My grandfather took these shapes from nature, so the head lamps of the 911… — Ferdinand Alexander Porsche Copy Share Image
Ive never been one for having a huge number of fast cars. The fastest one I ever had was a Porsche 911… — Emile Heskey Copy Share Image
I have every single Ferrari that came out. I have all the Mercedes they came out with, all the Jaguars they came… — Ion Tiriac Copy Share Image
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I've always liked speed. I own a car that I shouldn't be talking about because I'm an environmentalist, but the 1955 Porsche… — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to buy a sports car. After the England series, I went up to my dad and said that I… — Suresh Raina Copy Share Image
The Porsche was just a vehicle to get to another place. I used it to change people's perceptions of me. I had… — Brian Grazer Copy Share Image
The biggest shock when I lost it all was the realization that so much of my life had been out of my… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Liverpool's grand opera also gave us some light comedy - on hearing the news that the house of goalkeeper Pepe Reina was… — Declan Lynch Copy Share Image
Dante said, “I tried talking Nora into a ride, but she keeps blowing me off.” “That’s because she has a hard-A boyfriend.… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Let me tell you about my day. I get up at 8 o'clock in the morning. At 8:30 am, I leave the… — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
“You know the reason The Beatles made it so big?...'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup… — Jason McCoy Copy Share Image
I think it's less common in France that a man at the age of 50 buys a Porsche and gets a young girlfriend. — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I'm very focused on the world and my career and my Porsche turbo and making money and Stevie B. Inc. I'm just… — Stephen Baldwin Copy Share Image
I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Growing up in the Midwest, people don't drive Porsches and Ferraris. They drive Fords and Chevys. And so even if you have… — Luke Perry Copy Share Image
Thank god there's no 48-hour race anywhere in the world, because chances are nobody could beat Porsche in a 48 hour race.… — Carroll Shelby Copy Share Image
There are a lot of impractical things about owning a Porsche. But they're all offset by the driving experience. It really is… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche.… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB -… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
