Plane Quotes · Page 22

If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.

— Gina Barreca

Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempest.

— Anonymous

I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.

— Naomi Campbell

If you had to buy a new plane every time you flew somewhere, it would be incredibly expensive.

— Elon Musk

It's never good when you're in an airplane and it suddenly feels like you're outdoors.

— Josh Gates

Flying used to be so great but now it's more of a trial.

— Michelle Stuart

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

— Gabriel Iglesias

“Every takeoff and landing, when the plane banked too much to one side, I prayed for a crash.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

The more I fly, the more I'm convinced that the true wonder of modern aviation is the transformation of tasteless particles into…

— Bob Blumer

“She got on a plane to see a client in California and somewhere over Colorado, the pilot somehow missed the sky.”

— Jonathan Tropper

There's always a possibility that you can have a catastrophic failure, of course. This could happen on any flight.

— Gus Grissom

But accuracy means something to me. It's vital to my sense of values. I've learned not to trust people who are inaccurate.…

— Charles Lindbergh

It is cool to make a pilot because you get to do all the fun stuff, and then you get to leave…

— Niels Arden Oplev

“Welcome to sporadic and lousy service from your new carrier. We hope you enjoy sounding like you’re in a barrel.”

— Nic Tatano

On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why…

— Sam Ewing

See driving is like stabbing someone, it's very personal. While flying is like shooting someone, it's more distant.

— Bushwick Bill

How many people, how many of us want to get on an airplane where you know only, only 20% of the pilots…

— William Davis

“In this land of great opportunity and few roads (in most regions the Alaskan Highway is the only real road), the immense…

— George Meegan

Whenever I was flying commercial, I would land in Chicago, and they would announce, 'Get your passports out.' It happened so often,…

— Shahid Khan

No it was not the novelty, and it was not the danger and the adventure (although these had their charm). It was…

— Pauline Gower

Everyone was talking about having airplanes disappear. And I said, "Wait, wait, wait. That's what you like? I'd tell you a story…

— David Copperfield

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your…

— Hussein Nishah

Those two pilots that sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination have been suspended. They got suspended because they were looking at…

— Jay Leno

When I was younger, I had a horrible flight. Horrible. It was well before I was 10 years old. So I always…

— John 5

The air travel industry moves into a new phase every five to six years.

— Niki Lauda

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

— Kurt Fuller

“And naturally, I see a whopping three stars in the sky—and one of them might be a plane.”

— Laura Thalassa

Money is our private plane but only few know how to pilot it.

— Vikrant Parsai

The successful pilots succeeded because they did not open fire until they were close to the target.

— Douglas Bader

If I flew commercial, I'd have to stop 65% of what I'm doing.

— Kenneth Copeland

Why should I pay for business? Fly coach, you arrive at the same time.

— Erik Prince

Flying is just such a hassle. If I had a million dollars, I would teleport.

— Jermaine Fowler

Nothing bad can happen to us if we were on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it.

— Waqar Younis

I loved flying as much as I thought I would and continue to fly aircraft.

— Leroy Chiao

I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes...

— Anonymous

What helicopters do in movies? 1% Fly around and then land safely. 99% Explode!

— Anonymous

Why fly? Simple. I'm not happy unless there's some room between me and the ground.

— Richard Bach

In my opinion, we should search for a completely different flying machine, based on other flying principles.

— Henri Coanda

I like my airplane. It's as much a part of me as anything but my wife and kids.

— Arnold Palmer

Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad.

— Anonymous