Pizza Quotes · Page 16

Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.

— Dustin Diamond

Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life,

— Ed Sheeran

I think what women think is sexy is what is sexy. Girls eating pizza are massively sexy.

— Charli XCX

As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what's on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and…

— Anonymous

“I knew middle school was going to be challenging, but I never expected to end up DEAD in the computer lab, wearing…

— Rachel Renée Russell

I worked odd jobs delivering pizza, folding chairs, telemarketing, selling kitchen cutlery door to door.

— Mark Foster

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.

— Stefano Gabbana

The beauty of Rome is that you can wander into a pizzeria just about anywhere and get a real Italian pizza that's…

— Ed Stoppard

Pizza is definitely my favorite food. I usually go with a pepperoni and sausage mix. But I love the New York-style thin…

— Jimmer Fredette

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

— Adam Carolla

If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My…

— Ed Harris

Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for…

— Celia Rivenbark

Here's some more stuff we're going to need." 1 pair coveralls 1 extension ladder (30 foot) 1 glass cutter 1 artist's portfolio…

— Gordon Korman

You need to know where to go,' Sanya said. 'Yes,' 'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.' 'Yes,'…

— Jim Butcher

Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front…

— Zach Galifianakis

Once, Pee-wee Herman tweeted a photo of this guitar I made that's shaped like a slice of pizza, and it meant a…

— Andrew W.K

You can blame Al Gore and you can blame Ralph Nader and you can blame George Bush, but I blame Bill [Clinton].…

— Nora Ephron

For several years I had no idea that I had become anorexic. And I'd be at places with people I cared about,…

— Lindsey Stirling

I'm from New York, so I'm simultaneously a snob and will also eat any pizza you put in front of me.

— Andy Grammer

Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good.

— Anonymous

“Three more days and he could show the world what he was made of. For now though? Pizza.”

— Adam Elliott

Why don't someone look at me the way I look at a pizza???

— Asli

“For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good.”

— Nicole Williams

I couldn't cook. I could put a pizza from Iceland in the oven, but that was it.

— Joe Gomez

“Pizza and a movie (Escape to Witch Mountain, my all-time Disney favorite)”

— Wendy Mass

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

— Axl Rose

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

— Bob Dylan

Like everybody, I like pizza. You can't go wrong with that or a good cheeseburger.

— Christian Coleman

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

— Zach Braff

Pizza wasn't even my favorite food before I was rapping.

— Rich Homie Quan

“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!”

— Eoin Colfer

When I was younger I delivered pizza, ate constantly and was a size 12.

— Sarah Harding

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

— Jack Brooks

I'm a picky eater, so, often, if I can't find something to eat at catering, I order pizza.

— Lili Reinhart

Sometimes I'll go for some Panda Express or a light margherita pizza.

— Ninja

I'm a thin-crust pizza guy. I respect people who like thick crust, but in my view it's mostly bread.

— Mike Leach

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

— Bill Murray

Work is a slice of your life. It's not the entire pizza.

— Jacquelyn Mitchard

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

— Anonymous