It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
here was the secret of happiness, about which philosophers had disputed for so many ages, at once discovered; happiness might now be… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
You know, this is why I just don't answer the door (unless I know who's arriving). I don't want to fend off… — Ann Althouse Copy Share Image
If anything’s going on in our lives, we have each other. One time, I was having a bad day, and I called… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
I used to go to my local pub and it was like a sanctuary, nobody dared ask for an autograph. You went… — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Alas! in nature, as in art, we gain only according to our capacity. You cannot put an ocean in a pint pot. — Flora Thompson Copy Share Image
Love is not like the echo, which returneth only what is given; but, rather, like the pump, which returneth by the pail… — Ivan Panin Copy Share Image
I drink tea pretty much continuously at a rate of around 1 imperial pint/hour, which sort of enforces screen/keyboard breaks. — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a… — Paul Laurence Dunbar Copy Share Image
Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan That's the fate of every Magpie While Mam perfects her game… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness… — George Mackay Brown Copy Share Image
I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't… — Domhnall Gleeson Copy Share Image
You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Obviously it's fun to let yourself go and eat a pint of Haagen Dazs, but being healthy feels the best. Sobriety and… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
I'd like for them to say he took a few cups of love, he took one tablespoon of patience, teaspoon of generosity,… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
It sounds blase but there is a certain amount of luck. We'd all like to take a certain amount of credit for… — Steve Coppell Copy Share Image
When it comes to popping pills, probably 90 percent bad. And people say they're not addictive - I still have yearnings for… — Damien Dempsey Copy Share Image
The world is not checking in with us to see what skills we've picked up, what idea we've concocted, what dreams we… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow… — Brigid Berlin Copy Share Image
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
The monstrosity of bureaucracy, I thought: always the pint-pot judging the gallon, the scribe's, the door-keeper's world. Always the stupidity of people… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
