The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
a windy March is lucky. Every pint of March dust brings a peck of September corn, and a pound of October cotton. — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Got to die of something," Giraldi observed. "Might as well put back a few pints while you wait to see what it… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I don't know what kind of swag I'd get if I were extra Irish. It would just be, like, extra potatoes. Or… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
Alas! in nature, as in art, we gain only according to our capacity. You cannot put an ocean in a pint pot. — Flora Thompson Copy Share Image
The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
It is an amazing fact of human nature that one year we can be chopping each other up and the next year… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow… — Brigid Berlin Copy Share Image
I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't… — Domhnall Gleeson Copy Share Image
here was the secret of happiness, about which philosophers had disputed for so many ages, at once discovered; happiness might now be… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
God is love. I don't say the heart doesn't feel a taste of it, but what a taste. The smallest glass of… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla… — Brandi Chastain Copy Share Image
When it comes to popping pills, probably 90 percent bad. And people say they're not addictive - I still have yearnings for… — Damien Dempsey Copy Share Image
Fear is not an emotion, it is a disease. It spreads from the leader to his followers and vice-versa. Nothing has killed… — Anand Neelakantan Copy Share Image
I do have the ability to explore life and to be over the moon at the smallest thing - a few pints… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
You know, this is why I just don't answer the door (unless I know who's arriving). I don't want to fend off… — Ann Althouse Copy Share Image
Neil [Gaiman, creator of the comic Sandman, featuring the Amos-based character Delirium] believes that faeries have gone beyond cool. They've transcended cool.… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
Big ideas come from the unconscious. This is true in art, in science, and in advertising. But your unconscious has to be… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Obviously it's fun to let yourself go and eat a pint of Haagen Dazs, but being healthy feels the best. Sobriety and… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . .… — Richard Steele Copy Share Image
I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“It was as if Tutankhamen or Miss Havisham had wandered into the pub one night and started bitching about the head on… — Tana French Copy Share Image
If my cup won't hold but a pint and yourn holds a quart, wouldn't ye be mean not to let me have… — Sojourner Truth Copy Share Image
I drink tea pretty much continuously at a rate of around 1 imperial pint/hour, which sort of enforces screen/keyboard breaks. — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Of my merit On that pint you yourself may jedge: All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a… — Paul Laurence Dunbar Copy Share Image
The instruments of war can be manufactured ... human blood cannot be; and the lack of just one pint could mean the… — George C. Marshall Copy Share Image
I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints. — Pauline Quirke Copy Share Image
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan That's the fate of every Magpie While Mam perfects her game… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
In your letter you apply the word imponderable to a molecule. Don't do that again. It may also be worth knowing that… — James Clerk Maxwell Copy Share Image
If anything’s going on in our lives, we have each other. One time, I was having a bad day, and I called… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
The monstrosity of bureaucracy, I thought: always the pint-pot judging the gallon, the scribe's, the door-keeper's world. Always the stupidity of people… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten… — Angus Deayton Copy Share Image
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