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People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
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The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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Next time you answer a blocked phone number talk like this. Jim's Whore House, you got the doe, we got the hoe. — SHEYA Copy Share Image
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You can use your real identity, or you can use phone numbers for something like WhatsApp, and pseudonyms for something like Instagram.… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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My phone number says 'Garden City,' and that bothers me. I'm from really Jewish Long Island, and Garden City is really Catholic… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
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