It's really sweet when people tweet at me and say I'm their spirit animal or 'I wish she was my best friend,'… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm giving a lot of opinions, but I don't give any advice. I'm 31 and I'm not married and having kids. I'm… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm someone who loves romance. I always have loved it. Most people who grew up as nerds, as I was, surprisingly, have… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I don’t think it should be socially acceptable for people to say they are “bad with names.” No one is bad with… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that's, to me, the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In junior high, there were a lot of really ugly guys who were popular because they made people laugh. I was like,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think as women, you know, if you are considered a pioneer in these things, you can get really distracted by these… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I used to forget that I was an Indian woman. I would even forget that I was a woman. I don't think… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There wasn't a big tradition of comedy at Dartmouth. More than that, there wasn't really anything artsy going on in Hanover, or… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people think of me and they like, oh that girl is really sexy, that girl is really… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
If I could make a device where people could just intuit everything you are thinking - a little cable you plug into,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
