I think the parts I was offered when I was younger, where I was asked to play that kind of slacker person,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I feel bad that people think that "feminism" is a dirty word. I don't understand that at all, I'm proud to be… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
