If you think penguins are fat and waddle, you have never been attacked by one running at you in excess of 100… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside. — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The Penguin books are splendid value for sixpence, so splendid that if other publishers had any sense they would combine against them… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
You should not take prayer too seriously. There is something playful about God. You only have to look at a penguin ...… — Thomas Keating Copy Share Image
I got given a pair of Christmas socks with penguins on. They know you're obviously not going to wear them. I think… — Jamie Vardy Copy Share Image
I swear, Daimons or not, if you don’t behave, Z, I’m going to send you to Antarctica and leave you there to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I should kill myself. Things would be better if I did. For me anyway. I don’t know how it would affect global… — Noah Cicero Copy Share Image
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
“The penguins love Emma. They waddle around, dive in and out of their pool, call out to her. She laughs. "They sound… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
Free food!" mumbled Hamilton, his mouth full. "No wonder you're rich. You don't have to pay for anything." "Since when is it… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Inside the snow globe on my father's desk, there was a penguin wearing a red-and-white-striped scarf. When I was little my father… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
Insofar as she recognized at all that she was dreaming, she realized that she must be exploring her subconscious mind. She had… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“A strange occurrence was the sudden appearance of eight emperor penguins from a crack 100 yds. away at the moment when the… — Ernest Shackleton Copy Share Image
Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Some will tell you that you are mad, and nearly all will say, 'What is the use?' For we are a nation… — Apsley Cherry-Garrard Copy Share Image
I got a phone call from George Miller [the director] asking me to play this role. We sat down and he showed… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
A philosophy professor at my college, whose baby became enamored of the portrait of David Hume on a Penguin paperback, had the… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
Penguins are an indicator of the health of our watery planet, and if they are unable to survive, we had better take… — Roger Tory Peterson Copy Share Image
Come on, Ella. Sleep green.' Ignoring him, I got into bed wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts printed with penguins. I reached… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Zed : Penguins, such fascinating creatures, but I didn’t know you were studying them. What class is that you’re taking? Sky: The… — Joss stirling Copy Share Image
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“On the barren shore, and on the lofty ice barrier in the background, myriads of grotesque penguins squawked and flapped their fins;… — H.P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The penguin doesn't know it's cute, and the leopard seal doesn't know it's kind of big and monstrous. This is just the… — Paul Nicklen Copy Share Image
I'm not going to / let a little thing like the world stand in my way. / Why should I? I understand… — Matthew Dickman Copy Share Image
“The king tut masks flew off the penguins, revealing them to be -gasp- penguins.” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar. — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“in the foothills of the Pocono Mountains, home of the Baby Penguins, their American Hockey League farm team.” — Shawna Richer Copy Share Image
The BALLPOINT PENGUINS, black and white, Do little else but write and write. Although they've nothing much to say, They write and… — Jack Prelutsky Copy Share Image
Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image