I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. No specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required… — Matthew Grey Gubler Copy Share Image
“I want everything with you, America. I want the holidays and the birthdays, the busy season and lazy weekends. I want peanut… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. — Lisa Rinna Copy Share Image
Aching familiar in a way that made me wish I was still eight. Eight was before death or divorce or heartbreak. Eight… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“What made Madeleine sit up in bed was something closer to the reason she read books in the first place and had… — Jeffrey Eugenides The Marriage Plot Copy Share Image
Is Tyson okay?' I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
People say to me all the time, 'When did you know that you had fully become an American?' And I say, 'The… — Ana Navarro Copy Share Image
“I thought it would be easier: I would cry and scream, and he would apologize, and it would never happen again. That… — YellowBella Copy Share Image
“On the cutting board there are two peanut butter and red currant jam sandwiches for Emerson and two Serrano ham, shaved cheddar,… — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Well, growing up, my favorite ever was apple slices with peanut butter and cinnamon. That's one of my favorite snacks. — Gracie Abrams Copy Share Image
After a workout, you definitely have to have a protein shake. I drink my six-pound whey protein all the time, too. I… — Rob Gronkowski Copy Share Image
“It takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter evenly on crumbly bread.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
“Today is your big moment. Moments, really. The life you've been waiting for is happening all around you. The scene unfolding right… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
“Tell Dr. Jonas next time I'll do that thing he likes with the peanut butter and the cock ring." "It is without… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles.… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
I'm just grateful that my body is healthy. I want to be on this planet for a long time, so I try… — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
“Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed, but you can choose whether it is smooth… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
