He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .” — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! — Monty Python Copy Share Image
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
