Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
We have all been hearing from childhood of such things as love, peace, charity, equality, and universal brotherhood; but they have become… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
To secure the safety of the navigation of the Mississippi River I would slay millions. On that point I am not only… — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
A respect for authority is the basis for most medical education. Students may become so used to memorising that they become prey… — Petr Skrabanek Copy Share Image
I think most people are more susceptible to prejudice than to reason. And the parrots of talk radio are just sending out… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
You can make even a parrot into a learned political economist - all he must learn are the two words "supply" and… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Then idiots talk....of Energy. If there is a word in the dictionary under any letter from A to Z that I abominate,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it. — Cassie Steele Copy Share Image
It is more important to repeat a mantra several times with total absorption than to parrot it for hours on end. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Your hooves have stamped at the black margin of the wood, Even where horrible green parrots call and swing. My works are… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
My dear soul, flee from the worthless, stay close only to those with a pure heart. Like attracts like. A crow will… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
No doubt there are some who, when confronted with a line of mathematical symbols, however simply presented, can only see the face… — Roger Penrose Copy Share Image
You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If I ran a school, I'd give the average grade to the ones who gave me all the right answers, for being… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Every man, who parrots the cry of ‘stand by the President’ without adding the proviso ‘so far as he serves the Republic’… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“A third principal states that the more intense the interaction between a student and its models, the more effective the training. Intensity… — Irene M. Pepperberg Copy Share Image
The middle way is still driving on the wrong side of the road; it still permits the killing of the fox for… — Lyndon Harrison, Baron Harrison Copy Share Image
The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
