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I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

— Anonymous

“Geep,' whuppled the parrot.”

— James Thurber

Fortunately, however, birds don't understand pep talks. Not even St. Francis'. Just imagine, he went on, preaching sermons to perfectly good thrushes and goldfinches…

— Aldous Huxley

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's…

— Graham Chapman

“Do you mind not intoning the responses, Jeeves?" I said. "This is a most complicated story for a man with a headache to have…

— P.G. Wodehouse

Cant is the parrot talk of a profession.

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“The parrot eyed me cautiously, like he was forming a vague memory of unhappier times, before Jimmy Buffett and ganja. "Noisy bastard," he decided.”

— Rick Riordan

“Sir?” said Jeeves, kind of manifesting himself. One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“There can be no question that parrots have more intellect than any other kind of bird, and it is this that makes them such…

— E.H. Aitken

“And what are we to think, I asked,"of the article in Le Soleil?" "That it is a vast pity its inditer was not born…

— Edgar Allan Poe

He who is not a bird should not build his nest over abysses.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

— Jerry Coleman