I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Hermes rolled his eyes. "Surely you've seen network TV lately. It's clear they don't know whether they're coming or going. That's because… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a… — Laurence Fox Copy Share Image
My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when… — Armie Hammer Copy Share Image
I spend my time sitting in train stations, parks, parking lots, cafes, just looking at people - eavesdropping, basically. I'm vulnerable to… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn't matter how small it is, say thank you. When… — Rhonda Byrne Copy Share Image
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?' — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I've never quite understood the idea of a "season." Whenever an artistic director says to me, 'I have this slot,' I always… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
...if [the 9/11/01 attacks] had happened to the Russians, about three major cities in the Middle East would have been parking lots… — James Woods Copy Share Image
When three-quarters of the tournaments were being held in parking lots and other artificial locations, that was a growing frustration for me… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our… — Dean Lombardi Copy Share Image
Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We shall fight in parking lots, we shall fight in empty fields and on wide streets, we shall never surrender. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The greatest luxury is not driving. I didn't own a car until I was 30, and that was a Rolls-Royce, so it… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I've fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I've put the parking break on and reclined my… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image