“I don't mind admitting that I, too, have watched Hilton undergoing the sexual act. I phrase it as crudely as that because… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant. The obligatory mirrors hung… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
Everything I am is cause of Paris. She like paved the way for me. A girl like me who is literally famous… — Tana Mongeau Copy Share Image
When I worked at Dior, Paris Hilton and Kathy Hilton came one time and they were kind of crazy. — Nico Santos Copy Share Image
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I think Paris Hilton is really our generation's Marilyn Monroe. She's the image of the youth today. There's a real fascination with… — Matt Tong Copy Share Image
I'm not Paris Hilton. I don't really care about being a celebrity. It comes along with the territory so you can't totally… — Taylor Momsen Copy Share Image
The biggest achievement of my life has to be when I was wished by Paris Hilton on my birthday. — Himanshi Khurana Copy Share Image
“We forgot what happened yesterday. We know all about Paris Hilton. We know about that. But what do we know about why… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
“..."Emeninemletters," Caucasian girls from the wrong side of the tracks with big mouths and big attitudes, who weren't taking shit from anyone(except… — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
Nerd girls are the worlds most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because… — John Green Copy Share Image
“...the man simply chooses not to be a public figure, an attitude that resonates on a frequency so out of phase with… — Arthur Salm Copy Share Image
anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say bullshit. There's been… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
I actually love...Well I love both of them [Paris Hilton or Britney Spears] but I really love Paris Hilton. I interviewed her… — Alexa Chung Copy Share Image
If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
Science is given almost no visibility in the media. If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man? — Mark Millar Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't go out clubbing because that whole thing is too claustrophobic. As for shopping, I'd rather walk my dogs, Ziggy Stardust… — Mischa Barton Copy Share Image