Pants Quotes · Page 31

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the…

— Buzz Aldrin

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

— Will Hobbs

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

— Spider Robinson

The 1990s, in New York at least, were all about who could have the baggiest pants, and I definitely got swept up…

— Skylar Astin

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

— Kurt Angle

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants

— Stephen King

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

— Warren Miller

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

— Jon Foreman

Somebody described it to me the best as when you go in to write a song with two people that you've never…

— Scotty McCreery

The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do…

— Shel Silverstein

I don't know any woman in France who doesn't talk to firemen and smile at them, because they're always so sweet, and…

— Julie Delpy

Rock stars should be able to tune their own guitars, apply their own eyeliner, and pick out their own leather pants.

— Shawn Amos

Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.

— Evan Esar

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.

— Eliza Dushku

We don't have any changes in the movie [Pineapple Express] and so picking the right outfit was fairly important. So I wasn't…

— Seth Rogen

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

— Angelina Jolie

Oh, no. We can’t have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don’t hurt people then run. That’s just rude. Can the…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I know what it's like to be famous. It's good money and it's great fun. A real kick in the pants. People…

— Pierce Brosnan

I actually love the 'rappers look,' with the saggy pants and oversized clothes. It's very deliberate.

— Carine Roitfeld

You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you…

— Dave Attell

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

— Joey Lauren Adams

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.

— Thom Yorke

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.

— Karen Marie Moning

I had these couple of hippie guy friends who were super broke and living in the attic of somebody's house and they…

— Cassandra Peterson

Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained…

— Rick Riordan