Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
For me taking a pragmatic decision when it comes to art is almost an oxymoron. The reason I first picked up a… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
“Mothering Oxymoron: Reminding the kids to not talk with food in their mouths, yet I have food in my mouth while trying… — Mommy Moo Moo Copy Share Image
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Government Education is an oxymoron. It is indoctrination. Lay still, little sheep, or The Wolf will get you. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron. — Joe Pantoliano Copy Share Image
The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food.' — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I personally think intellectual property is an oxymoron. Physical objects have a completely different natural economy than intellectual goods. — John Perry Barlow Copy Share Image
We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Copy Share Image
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
First, I have the privilege of being Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It is not an oxymoron I assure you. — Pat Roberts Copy Share Image
“It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.” — Elizabeth Cruickshank Copy Share Image
I'm for democracy, but imposing democracy is an oxymoron. People have to choose democracy, and it has to come up from below. — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath. — Gail Sheehy Copy Share Image
A "communist/socialist/progressive" is an oxymoron, like an "atheist/evangelical Christian/Muslim." — Hendrik Hertzberg Copy Share Image
Conceptual art' is an oxymoron. Concepts are articulations of fact or supposition, not attributes of quality. — Walter Darby Bannard Copy Share Image
“In a society... so madly in love with oxymoron's... ask yourself this... ...when was the last time you ever bought anything for… — unauthor Copy Share Image
And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But… — Patricia Clarkson Copy Share Image
As I see it, a lukewarm Christian is an oxymoron; there is no such thing. To put it plainly, churchgoers who are… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
“sounded like a study of contrasts, or an oxymoron. How could death spawn something as life-affirming as true love? Hannah Montgomery wasn’t” — Georgina Sand Copy Share Image
In terms of the romantic kind of lead, I just never enjoy those movies very much. Maybe they'll come to interest me… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
I believe that 'advocacy journalism' is not an oxymoron. If that means that I'm going to disrupt the cable, partisan fracas of… — Chris Cuomo Copy Share Image
An ideal and flawless freedom, "complete freedom", enabling without disabling, is I believe an oxymoron in metaphysics as much as it is… — Zygmunt Bauman Copy Share Image
The whole notion of passwords is based on an oxymoron. The idea is to have a random string that is easy to… — Bruce Schneier Copy Share Image
Time management is an oxymoron. Time is beyond our control, and the clock keeps ticking regardless of how we lead our lives.… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
The very concept of an Iranian university is an oxymoron. There are no free and open places of learning in that repressive… — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image