Quote by Joan Gould Download Open image ““A short-haired Barbie would be an oxymoron.”” — Joan Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I may not be Barbie on the outside, but on the inside, I'm a better Barbie than she'll ever be.” — Mady Olejniczak Copy Share Image
“I was always cutting my Barbie and Pollyanna dolls' hair. I lined them all up and put a cloth around their necks, like they… — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
“Describing her as Barbie is actually sort of insulting to Barbie. Barbie, however plastic, has had many brilliant careers as veterinarian, olympic athlete, and… — Alex Flinn Beastly Copy Share Image
“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?” — Lani Diane Rich Copy Share Image
“Damn those fat Barbie heads. I blamed them for my loss, and to this day I can't walk down the sickeningly pink Barbie aisle… — Tiffany King Copy Share Image
“Are you done dressing me like I’m your own personal Barbie?” “Bitch, if you were my Barbie, you’d be half naked. ” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Barbies are warm and tan and always the same, thought Janie, but real people are not always the same.” — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
“Because sometimes in life, Ken didn't always choose Barbie. (Jane Alcott)” — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“And what was with Malibu Barbie?” Angie asked. “A girl could strain something looking that happy all the time.” — Jenn McKinlay Copy Share Image
“Loneliness is the alchemy that turns an adolescent into an adult. Adolescents are profoundly lonely, but believe that their pangs will be solved by… — Joan Gould Copy Share Image
“When assaulted by sexual knowledge for the first time, a girl plunges into a period of blackness, which is required in order to let… — Joan Gould Copy Share Image
“His [(Rumpelstiltskin)] feeling that his name, which is his identity, must be kept secret, or else he'll be revealed to the world as the… — Joan Gould Copy Share Image
