I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on my phone while at a stoplight I didn't fight back. I'm like the opposite of Jay-Z. I have… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no natural disaster.. it's only logic to me that if you wanna invest money do it above sea-level dumb-asses. But at least on the bright side of things I won't have to worry about seeing or hearing… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share
My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted mind perception. To only allow themselves to only see what their eyes allow them to see. Most people in this world see a schizophrenic and think 'Wow what a freak...' when I look at somebody with a disability...my… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share
Mathematics is always going to lead you to a higher truth. never memorize yourself with the weaker assumptions of lesser morals — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my prius. The… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow &… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell... — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Never underestimate the power of your actions.With one small gesture you can change a person's life.For better or for worse.God puts us all in… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
