Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Amtrak offers riders a cost-effective way to travel throughout the country. — Tim Bishop Copy Share Image
Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The prime role of a leader is to offer an example of courage and sacrifice. — Regis Debray Copy Share Image
Understanding, above all, is a gift we should never offer uninvited. — Nan Fairbrother Copy Share Image
I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I have talked with representatives from the two other parties who said they had no problem with the offer either. — Abhisit Vejjajiva Copy Share Image
And books, they offer one hope -- that a whole universe might open up from between the covers, and falling into that… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
There's a fairly extensive network of musicians on tour who are all trying to stay sober, and we generally reach out to… — Moby Copy Share Image
We must not offer people a system of redemption, a set of insights and principles. We offer people a Redeemer. — Paul David Tripp Copy Share Image
Writing in a journal reminds you of your goals and of your learning in life. It offers a place where you can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ancient wisdom offers . . . a simple yet profound formula to guide everyone who leads, anyone who aspires to leadership: 'Do… — Wayne D. Dosick Copy Share Image
Art, science, philosophy, religion -- each offers at best only a crude simplification of actual living experience. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
The international community must offer short-term emergency measures to meet critical needs. But it must also make longer-term investments to promote food… — Ban Ki-moon Copy Share Image
Traveling has a major impact on what I do, cause all over the world I'm meeting all kinds of people. And relationships… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Every true faith is infallible. It performs what the believing person hopes to find in it. But it does not offer the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sourav has got a huge role to play in Indian cricket and its success. I hope certainly that he gets back in… — Allan Donald Copy Share Image
I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare… — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
That’s how we often react when grace comes at us. It’s awkward. God offers us something that’s too good to be true—unearned,… — Judah Smith Copy Share Image
writers are makers, not just transmitters, of myths. Literature offers not only myths but counter-myths, just as life offers counter-experiences - experiences… — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
The problem in today’s economy is that people are typically starting a family at the very time they are also supposed to… — John Medina Copy Share Image
We stand now where two roads diverge. But unlike the roads in Robert Frost's familiar poem, they are not equally fair. The… — Rachel Carson Copy Share Image
What we have been told is how we men can be drawn into Christ-can become part of that wonderful present which the… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
We are often indifferent to our brethren who are distressed or upset, on the grounds that they are in this state through… — John Cassian Copy Share Image
The more I think about the human suffering in our world and my desire to offer a healing response, the more I… — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
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If the Tao could be served up, everyone would serve it up to their lords. If the Tao could be offered, there… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
If our leaders are to enjoy the trappings of their position in the hierarchy, then we expect them to offer us protection.… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
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Life is the only real teacher. It offers many experiences…But the lessons of experience are hidden. — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
If someone needs help, I can offer advice. I'm not always right and people don't always listen. — Tony Dungy Copy Share Image
A fast is not necessarily something we offer God, but it assists us in offering ourselves — Jen Hatmaker Copy Share Image
General, unless he offers us honorable terms, come back and let us fight it out! — James Longstreet Copy Share Image
The people are hungry for the bread of life. Do not offer them a stone. — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
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